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orteil42

every time i see viral posts about how cute whales are i wince a little knowing so many will rush to their local SeaWorld to buy one for their kids or something. a whale is a wild animal that doesn’t take well to being indoors, costs a fortune to feed and, yes, makes messes!

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#now onto the more important thing: hummus#edit: i think what really gets me#is the implication that this woman is the only person that the hummus story would ever have worked on#that no one else would have believed the hummus story for even a moment#but this boy just happened to have a mother who did not know until that very moment that her favorite food was hummus#the one person on earth who took a single bite of hummus and thought#this explains all those orgasmic sounds#i need no further explanation#all i care about now is hummus (@unpretty)

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