[g4s0l1n3bl34chsh4rp13s]

[oneheadtoanother]

no offense but some of you should be earning your chippy hike badges instead of whatever it is you're doing on here

[mousefag]

btw if u like v/a/c/c/u/m/i/n/g all the puppy dogys fucking hate u

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

>see truck next to us on the highway

>it says "off-road"

>look below it

>it's on the road

[bibleofficial]

i'm sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i've gotten

[lesbiangiratina]

Okay so i think i accidentally hacked someone’s dog’s instagram

[lesbiangiratina]

CAN I GET ARRESTED IF I POST A PICTURE OF MY DOG

[lesbiangiratina]

[ellielol]

[catmask]

one thing about tumblr users isthat they love to disagree with posts. another thing is that they love to do is disagree with things that were not even in the post as if they were

[supergameboytwo]

this is just absolutely not true. people do not normally drink printer ink.

[real-centricide-twitter-posts]

[perryfellow]

“Life Sentence” written with @benevolentspung. Prequel on Pa🌳on.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl6nwBhuqCR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[beriliaa]

[bgm05]

laying an egg hard and loud

[bgm05]

will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.

[medievaljournalist]

my homunculus just wasted like $60 in ink printing out all these fucking soyjack edits of me. how about 'that feel when i dont feed you for a week' you little asshole

[kushblazer666]

[pansyfem]

hi what did everyone have for dinner (or lunch or breakfast if ur in a different time zone. whatever ur last meal was)

[pansyfem]

you guys have delightfully strange palates